Holbrook Beats the Devil

Beat the Devil today
Saw him at the Bodega
right down the street
buyin' a honey bun
and a bag of utz.
He turned and smiled
said "hi"
"why not?" I thought
"If mankind is right
all of the world's problems
caused
by this guy."
So I rolled up my sleeves
and kicked his ass.
Devil might have horns
but he fights like a little
bitch.
So I beat the Devil world
now everything will be okay.
I've done my part world.
And you're welcome.

B.H.